Summer Movie Auction
Bonus · published 2024-06-02 · archive #248

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[0:00:15] Andrew: Hello and welcome to a summer movie battle which everybody understands the rules of and will not be any confusion of at all. This is sort of like a draft and or it's a draft but it's an auction style. I don't know if you guys have ever done like an auction draft in a fantasy league but it's very similar to that. Anyone? Anyone do that before? No. You know all about this. Yeah. Yeah. Gavin you're a big auction guy. Has anyone ever here outside of me been involved in an auction? I famously secured the tuxedo. I guess eBay. I didn't think about that but yeah. A 1 billion Marcus Smart auctions on eBay. Well there you go. You're going to be a veteran at this, Geoff. It is the same idea as an auction for how we're going to pick these. Is it a silent auction? No, it's a very audible auction because this is a podcast. Oh. Yeah. Silent auction would not work well. As you see, we have our names listed on this document. We have an egg, Andrew Nick, Eric, Jeff, Gavin and above our names, we have 98. Classic number. Last great year, some would say.
[0:01:23] Andrew: How this is going to work is we all have 98 points and we're going to go through the movies on the left side of the screen. These are all coming out this summer and we're going to auction them off one by one. Your goal is to have the collection of movies that earns the most money domestically by the end of the summer.
[0:01:42] Gavin: But we haven't seen them.
[0:01:44] Andrew: No, we haven't seen them. But you know, movies make money even if you don't see them, Gavin. I don't know if you know this, but you having to see the film doesn't actually equate to it making money.
[0:01:55] Gavin: Good deal.
[0:01:55] Geoff: So now it depends. Now, is are we in Gavin's universe right now or are we in yours? I'm hoping we're just in the universe. I don't know why we're specific to whose universe it is. Can I ask a question? Yeah, of course. How were the colors decided?
[0:02:12] Andrew: Oh, interesting. Good question. Very good question. Well, obviously, Jeff, you're kind of you're the orange guy.
[0:02:19] Eric: You have a history. Yeah, absolutely. Classically, classically the orange guy. Oh, yeah. Eric is a piss rat, so he's got to be yellow. I was happy to be yellow and now I'm not. So, all right.
[0:02:31] Gavin: I like Rubs's weed.
[0:02:34] Eric: Oh, yeah. Classic, classic ganja Nick. Oh, yeah. That's me. Not scared at all.
[0:02:40] Geoff: Are Nick and Gavin happy with your colors? Love it. Are we going to auction off our colors? Should we have like a color like this? Should we have a one time color? If anybody wants to swap colors, make it right with it? I'll bid five points for blue.
[0:02:54] Eric: I'm good. I'm good. Anyone want yellow?
[0:02:58] Gavin: You could start with 103 points.
[0:03:01] Eric: Anyone want yellow? Anyone? You can't give away piss rat yellow.
[0:03:06] Geoff: You're piss rat. I'll switch yellow for orange if you give me 40 points. Why the fuck would I give you anything?
[0:03:12] Eric: Yellow is a way better color than orange. I'm just saying if there are takers. All right.
[0:03:16] Geoff: I'm willing to take yellow off your hands. You don't have to be the piss rat guy this one episode for 40 points.
[0:03:21] Eric: Okay. Hey, Andrew, I have a question about the rules. Okay. You said money that these make domestically. I assume that means United States box office. Great question. I'm only asking because I've known you for this long and I don't anticipate this being an easy answer if I don't ask now.
[0:03:40] Andrew: So domestic, when you look at box office mode, it's divided by worldwide or domestic. It's US and Canada.
[0:03:46] Eric: Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. That just felt like a really long answer that I was not going to get a straight answer for.
[0:03:52] Andrew: But you know, I will say it was very clear. It was absolutely.
[0:03:56] Eric: No, no. You did a great job. I stand corrected. Thank you very much.
[0:03:59] Andrew: This is a game that I played with my friends for quite a few years. So it's beta tested. I'm prepared for these questions. Okay. Do we have any other questions? Gavin, you understand you're projecting. You're trying to base. Even though the movie hasn't come out and you haven't seen it yet. You want to try to pick movies that you think will make money.
[0:04:16] Gavin: And I bid six points for this intro.
[0:04:20] Andrew: Okay.
[0:04:21] Geoff: So when, so I do have a question, Andrew. Okay. And that's a real one. It's not a big question. Absolutely. I'm ready. So when is it over? By the summer, like what's the last day of the competition? So when do we refilm?
[0:04:37] Andrew: So I think the last movie on the list is Beetlejuice, which comes out in the first week of September. I did that to compensate for the fact that we're starting this a little bit late from when we typically start in May. I say that we will wrap this up when Beetlejuice is no longer like making money. As long as whoever owns it can't be shifted.
[0:04:55] Eric: Well, I don't, I don't like that. I don't like that either. Like what? We need a date. There needs to be a date.
[0:05:00] Geoff: Well, what? I mean, maybe if it's like, if it's over when all films in their theatrical run or whatever, but what if Beetlejuice 2 is the next Titanic and it's in the theaters for a year?
[0:05:11] Andrew: Then you probably win if you buy Beetlejuice 2.
[0:05:15] Eric: But I just, I just think there needs to be like, if the, if the first, if the first day, I was going to say, if the first day of fall is September 22nd and Beetlejuice comes out September 1st, let's give it a good month to get a gross. And that would be October 1st. I think that's fair. We're starting a little bit.
[0:05:31] Andrew: As long as we're all on the same page, that's fine. I just, I kind of left it open-ended because it's sort of at a disadvantage opening the latest. But if we all are going in knowing it's October 1st. But, but that's part of the auction, baby.
[0:05:42] Gavin: So does that mean this doesn't come out until then?
[0:05:45] Andrew: No, this part will come out and I will be updating throughout the summer what our totals are. Oh, okay. Something we can review. And if you want to, maybe, you know, you want to support your movie. If one of us sees bad boys and owns it, you know that you're boosting your own totals. Right. It's kind of fun.
[0:05:59] Eric: So we're going to, so we're going to do this auction and we are going to let the audience know what our numbers are and where we start. Unlike the grip test, which I was willing to do that. And then, uh, right. So, okay, let's do, Hey, let's do an example one real quick because clearly untitled new line horror is not going to be anything. So what, what does this look like for us? Like, what are the steps in this process? Like walk us through this here, Andrew.
[0:06:27] Andrew: So the steps in the process. So untitled new line horror, probably not going to come out, but it is currently on the schedule. I would say next movie up untitled new line horror. And then somebody would say a number they want to bid for it if they want to bid anything. So I don't know. Maybe I would, we'll just say for an example, I'll say five. Okay. And then somebody else could say six if they wanted it. And then we just go through that process until we have a max bid. And then we move on to the next one. And as you underneath your name, when you buy a movie, see, it's 98. Let's say I bought it for six, put it in. It subtracts to 92. So we can keep track of everyone's. Okay. It, it does the subtracting.
[0:07:07] Geoff: Jeff doesn't have to do it in his head. No. Okay. You just have to put your number.
[0:07:11] Eric: Oh, nice. Hang on. But how are we keeping track of the movies? We'll write, write them down.
[0:07:16] Andrew: That's just a, write them down. You could either highlight them the color you are, or you could just put your name next to like in the B slot or C slot.
[0:07:24] Eric: I can do that. Okay. I'll do that. I'll do that. Okay. I'll put them in the, I'll put them in the B slot. Yeah. We're saying we, like someone else is controlling this. I'm, I'm right here.
[0:07:32] Andrew: We all have access to the document. I just want to make sure that. Oh. Just because it's your screen.
[0:07:39] Eric: That noise is why I asked. Hey, I'm rolling on it. Okay. I feel, I feel comfortable with this. I feel good about this. I feel like we can do it. How do you guys feel about it? Great.
[0:07:53] Andrew: I feel super awesome about it. I forgot. I forgot the last part, the wager, the stakes. I wanted to run this by you. I meant to do this before we recorded. I thought it could be fun that, you know, we have a stage on our discord and we were doing things for like events, community things, whoever wins this league, maybe we do a live watch along on center stage for the Falcons and up and whoever wins gets to pick what that movie is.
[0:08:25] Eric: So we're watching the movie with everyone is what you're saying.
[0:08:28] Andrew: We'd be watching a movie on our stage for the people that are in the Falcon tier and above and whoever wins gets to pick and we'd be doing it live because it's on the discord stage thing. So people can listen to live. Oh, I like that. The first live watch along, whoever wins gets to pick what that movie is.
[0:08:42] Eric: I like it. The lowest person had to wear the red boots at the mall instead of me.
[0:08:53] Andrew: No deal. Oh, you know what's funny is I forgot that you had to do that, but I just reminded me. Yeah.
[0:09:00] Eric: I mean, absolutely. Absolutely. That's what just happened. I'm editing that out of this.
[0:09:07] Andrew: We good to go. Do we have any other questions? Any concerns? Did you have something?
[0:09:11] Geoff: So you can buy as many movies as you can afford. Is that right? Absolutely. Okay. That's my last question.
[0:09:17] Andrew: There's all sorts of strategies. Some people stock up on big ones. Some people try to buy as many as they can. Just hope for a lottery ticket, essentially. But I think we're good. Gavin, do you have any questions? You're the typically most confused drafter. I think that's offensive and I understand entirely.
[0:09:33] Eric: Hell yeah. You understand that you are the most confused drafter or you understand the rules here? Yes. That's right.
[0:09:44] Andrew: One. So the first movie on our list is If. Eric, if you want to highlight it with your thing, it'll show a poster for the film. You can open it if you want. Here is the movie If. It is a Ryan Reynolds kids film. I'm going to start at five. I'm going to put five on this. This comes out on Friday, by the way.
[0:10:01] Unidentified: Oh.
[0:10:01] Andrew: It does. For us. I'll bid four.
[0:10:04] Geoff: Well.
[0:10:05] Andrew: You can't bid below. Six.
[0:10:06] Geoff: You can only bid above. Six. Six and a half. All right. You can't do halves, please. Please no halves.
[0:10:13] Unidentified: All right. He's got it. Who said eight? Nine. Andrew's up to eight.
[0:10:17] Eric: I said eight. Gavin at nine. I'll take ten.
[0:10:22] Andrew: Woo. Guy with the kid. See, that makes me want to go eleven because you got a kid. I feel like you kind of have a read on what movies. He doesn't. What do they know? I'm going to put it out going one. So you're saying. What's it at? Andrew, you're at eleven? No. No. I'm saying Nick's at ten. I'm going to round it off because I'm also the auctioneer of this. I was going to say going once. Oh. Going once for Nick at ten. Going twice.
[0:10:49] Gavin: Oh. Did I fuck up? Eleven. Oh. Oh, that right under there. I heard it.
[0:10:53] Andrew: I heard Jeff got right under the wire. Jeff said eleven. Jeff said eleven. I was at eleven. Do you want to go to twelve? You're going to let him have it. Nah. Going one for Jeff at eleven. Twice.
[0:11:05] Unidentified: I just wanted to sucker someone.
[0:11:07] Andrew: Jeff sold.
[0:11:08] Geoff: Jeff gets if. Ryan Reynolds doesn't make movies that don't bring in box office. He is fucking huge. I'm feeling pretty good.
[0:11:17] Unidentified: What was the one where he was the digital guy?
[0:11:19] Geoff: That did pretty bad.
[0:11:20] Andrew: Fall Guy? Free Guy. Free Guy.
[0:11:23] Geoff: Yeah, but that had laser beam in it.
[0:11:25] Andrew: Fun fact about Fall Guy, it didn't do well. Next category. Is that a fun fact? Fun fact about Fall Guy, we had the pitch making content for that thing and it did not happen. Uh, next category, Back to Black. Excellent film.
[0:11:43] Eric: Back to Black is the Amy Winehouse film. Oh! Yeah.
[0:11:47] Andrew: I'll put one point on Back to Black. I'll go. I'm good. I'll go two. Three. Nick's getting into it. I don't think I want to do four. I think I'm out. No. Nick is leading at three. Does anyone want Back to Black for more than three? Nah. Three was the highest I was going to go to. Nick gets back to Black. Nick, are you big Amy Winehouse guy? Uh, I like her music. My wife likes her. So I'm going to tell her to see it like a thousand times. I'm not sure why this is coming out now. Like, that is my main confusion. I mean, I admittedly haven't seen the trailer, but. Well, I've read reviews are bad.
[0:12:27] Geoff: Uh-huh.
[0:12:27] Eric: And everything on TikTok about it has been, hey, what the fuck is this movie? It is not good. Oh, wow.
[0:12:37] Andrew: Yeah. Oh, that's fascinating.
[0:12:39] Eric: So I do think there will be a cringe watch factor where some people will go see it. Yeah. But that's it.
[0:12:45] Andrew: I will say this now makes me want to see it more than I did going into this. So it might work out on the cringe alone. Please do it. Next film, The Strangers Chapter One, which I believe is the third Strangers film, at least. I think you're right.
[0:13:00] Eric: This is like, is this like a prequel to The Strangers? It has to be, right?
[0:13:05] Andrew: If it's chapter one, I imagine that's the idea. I'm going to put one. Did you hover over the thing? Oh, here. Sorry. Two. There you go. Did that help you? Thanks. Gavin, it's a horror film. It's about random murders. It's about people that watch.
[0:13:26] Eric: Yeah.
[0:13:27] Geoff: And they watch stuff. They see what happens.
[0:13:29] Andrew: They watch stuff. Did someone say two? I said two. Nick has two.
[0:13:36] Gavin: Nick's going for volley.
[0:13:37] Andrew: Is Nick going to lock this in with two? I'll say four. Oh. Eric coming in with four. Oh, that's a good one. Anyone going to go higher than four? We got four. We're locking in at four. Four going one. Four going twice. Sold to Eric at four. That's a good pick, Eric. Eric on the board. Have you seen any of the Stranger movies, Eric?
[0:13:58] Eric: No, but I know that they are like cult hits. Yeah. The first one was huge. The first one was great. So I'm pretty, you know.
[0:14:06] Geoff: You put a watcher on a movie and it's probably good for 30 million.
[0:14:10] Andrew: Mm-hmm. And now, arguably, the first big movie. I agree. Furiosa, a Mad Max saga. I'm going to put 10. Shit. Wow.
[0:14:21] Eric: 11. That was Gavin. Yeah. There's 11 to Andrew. 15. Oh. Whoa, Gavin. Wow. 15. It's not a great trailer.
[0:14:33] Andrew: I haven't seen it. Man, that could be a steal. 16.
[0:14:40] Gavin: Gavin.
[0:14:41] Andrew: 16 going one. I'm going to give you time.
[0:14:44] Gavin: Nah. I think I'm done at 15.
[0:14:46] Andrew: Really? We locking in at 16 for this? I'll go 17. 17? Okay. Yeah, I'll go 17. Well, that's too rich for my blood, so unless someone wants to go over Eric, Eric at 17 going one, twice, sold to Eric at 17. I'll take it. That could be a fantastic buy for you. I could easily see that being huge.
[0:15:10] Eric: I can see it going well, but I can also see it not going well. Yes.
[0:15:16] Gavin: I think you'll be good.
[0:15:18] Eric: I think it's going to make a bunch. I think it'll make way more internationally. Finally, talk about not striking while the iron's hot. This is... The last one came out in 2015, I think. 15. 2015. Yeah. Oh, wow.
[0:15:34] Geoff: Almost 10 years, dude. Well, look at the gap between the last one and the road or Mad Max.
[0:15:39] Eric: That's true, but like...
[0:15:41] Unidentified: Thunderdome.
[0:15:42] Eric: But like, the bigger gap makes me more confident. The smaller gap make me small confident.
[0:15:47] Gavin: But to be fair, this one has a better movie behind it than the last one did.
[0:15:50] Eric: That is absolutely true. But that could also lead to a lot of disappointment in what we're about to see, which is Chris Helmsworth in a big fucking nose for some reason.
[0:15:59] Unidentified: Very weird.
[0:16:03] Andrew: Gavin is half of that. Yep. Next movie. Oh, I'm excited. The Garfield movie. One. I'm immediately... Fuck out of here. One. Ten. I'm putting ten down. Whoa! Ten! Ten. You're out of your fucking mind.
[0:16:18] Unidentified: Ten.
[0:16:20] Andrew: I mean, listen. Didn't they already make one of these? They make several. Down to back to black. I don't want to hear from you. Garfield is worth more than seven in difference to back to black. Okay. There's a wider gap.
[0:16:32] Eric: Okay. Now, I do want to point out, before we start, like, before... He's saying ten. Totally fine. For some reason, you're at 91. And I don't know why that is.
[0:16:43] Gavin: I may have taxed him slightly before we started.
[0:16:48] Andrew: We'll just... We'll put in a number anyway that reflects to what it would be if I was at 98. Ten.
[0:16:53] Eric: Ten going one. That seems so much worse instead of just changing the top one up to 98. There you go. Oh, that works. Thanks. I am... What? Oh, my God!
[0:17:01] Andrew: Going twice.
[0:17:02] Eric: Benevolent. Eleven. Oh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Uh... Uh... One, Garfield cart guy. What do you think? Oh, I really want it. He's got Chris Pratt and Samuel L. Jackson. All your kids' favorite voice actors.
[0:17:18] Geoff: Twelve. I'll go twelve. Ooh, twelve. I really want it. I knew it'd be easy to get that dude to bid up.
[0:17:25] Andrew: Yeah. I want it. I gotta have it. Going one.
[0:17:29] Geoff: Now you're gonna pay for it. Hey, Jeff. Like a fiddle.
[0:17:31] Andrew: Going twice.
[0:17:34] Geoff: It's all yours, buddy.
[0:17:35] Andrew: To me! I'm getting Garfield. You got Garf. I did. I mean, Chris Pratt is on a run of animated hits. Why would it stop? Jurassic Park. The next film is sight. I think it's some religious bullshit. I don't know. I don't really know. I think it's a wide release.
[0:17:55] Eric: It is a... I think Greg Kinnear?
[0:17:58] Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, it is. It's a Greg Kinnear vehicle. I'll put one point on the Greg Kinnear vehicle. I'll do two. That's richer than I would pay. I really... Are we gonna let Nick have sight and back to black as his first two films? I really like that.
[0:18:15] Gavin: Yes, we are.
[0:18:16] Andrew: Yeah, absolutely. I don't know who you think we is, but... I'm getting them at steals on the dollar. Yeah. That sold to Nick for two points. All right. Excellent. Way to go, buddy.
[0:18:26] Geoff: Nick's shopping at Dollar Tree right now.
[0:18:28] Andrew: Yeah, baby. This candy is out of date. Okay, next film. It doesn't even have a box office mojo page, but it is coming out. It is a Bobby kind of volley film with Robert De Niro about him having a kid with special needs, I believe. Oh, I'll pay all one.
[0:18:46] Geoff: One. I'll go two. Three. Oh, is it gonna be Oscar buzz?
[0:18:50] Eric: I'm not going more than three. Also, also in this movie, Vera Farmiga and Robert De Niro and Rose Byrne and Rain Wilson and Whoopi Goldberg.
[0:19:05] Geoff: But it's also, we're just going off box office, right? So Oscar buzz movies typically do shit at the box office anyway.
[0:19:11] Andrew: They also don't typically come out in the summer. So what are we at? I think you're at three.
[0:19:17] Geoff: I'm at three. Go on once. Go on twice. Anybody? No?
[0:19:21] Andrew: Sold to Jeff. All right. Congratulations, Jeff.
[0:19:24] Geoff: I didn't know I could control the numbers.
[0:19:27] Gavin: We had the whole discussion at the beginning and then I started writing far and I changed Andrew's score down.
[0:19:37] Andrew: Okay, next film is, I don't really know anything about this, it's called Haikyuu, the dumpster battle. This is released overseas, did actually really well overseas. I think it made like 65 million. Does that count? This is the, no, but this is the North American release of it. Two. I got one point.
[0:19:56] Eric: I already said two, Andrew. Don't try to understand me. Yeah, you beat me. You crossed it.
[0:19:59] Andrew: Your number has to go above my number. Get real. Yep. That is factual. Does anyone want to get involved in this dumpster battle?
[0:20:06] Gavin: That's okay.
[0:20:07] Andrew: No. Okay. Going once or twice.
[0:20:10] Eric: Sold to Eric for two. I think this one's going to be an underdog for me. I think it's going to, I think they're going to do not like huge wide releases here, but I think they'll do like those one night only things or whatever. And I think it'll do decent. I think you will.
[0:20:26] Andrew: If you get like 10 million out of that for two points, that's, that's nothing.
[0:20:29] Eric: I definitely, I definitely think that's what's going to be happening.
[0:20:31] Geoff: Are you going to write down the points for Eric? Nobody's written down the points yet. Two. Thank you.
[0:20:40] Andrew: I was locked in a bad boys ride or die thinking about if TPG was here. We got 98 points. Going to bad boys ride or die.
[0:20:46] Gavin: You think he'd throw down on 98?
[0:20:47] Eric: Oh yeah. I think he would. By the way, Kevin has no movies right now. I got three.
[0:20:52] Gavin: Well, I don't want all that pilot dog shit. I'm going big.
[0:20:55] Geoff: Oh, is this, is this your money maker? Here you go. Is that any bigger than bad boys seven? I want one.
[0:21:01] Gavin: I'm mad that they're making them now and not in like 2005.
[0:21:04] Geoff: When we wanted them.
[0:21:05] Eric: Oh, totally agree. Yeah. When we want. Yeah. I get striking while the iron is not hot.
[0:21:09] Geoff: When they could, when they could jump over a fence still. Yeah. Yep.
[0:21:14] Unidentified: I got eight. You put eight? Eight. I put eight down.
[0:21:19] Andrew: Interesting. Twelve. Whoa. Listen, I'm not paying a Garfield for it. I'm out at 12. Gavin with 12 going once. Jerry Bruckheimer produced. Going with Gavin twice. My mouth broke. Sold to Gavin at 12. All right. Nice. Way to go, Gavin. Well done, Gavin.
[0:21:41] Gavin: See that in D-box. Oh, DX, baby. I go see it with you, but I don't want to help you.
[0:21:47] Andrew: We'll sneak in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next movie is The Watchers. I believe it is directed by M. Night Shyamalan's daughter. Weird horror looking thing. What? Oh, interesting. I'll put three points down. Three. All right. I'll do. You can't. I'm at four.
[0:22:05] Unidentified: Jeff's at four. I'll go five. Oh. No. It's a Warner Brothers picture. Ah, fuck. Five going once.
[0:22:19] Andrew: Five going twice?
[0:22:20] Eric: I just don't want it.
[0:22:21] Gavin: Sold. You fool. Me. We got to get you a little gavel.
[0:22:26] Eric: I do need a little gavel. You're right. I have one. Do you want me to use it? Yeah.
[0:22:30] Gavin: Would it Discord just clip it out? Whatever address is sold, you just whack it.
[0:22:34] Eric: Do you want me to whack it? Okay, hang on. Just a second.
[0:22:39] Andrew: There it is. Oh. I like it. That's great. It's great. Okay. That's fantastic. I have a gavel. Yeah, come on. Inside out two. One. Ten. Six. Twenty.
[0:22:49] Eric: God damn ten.
[0:22:50] Andrew: Whoa! Twenty-one.
[0:22:53] Gavin: Twenty-five. They're right to play.
[0:22:54] Andrew: Twenty-seven. Thirty. Thirty-five. Forty.
[0:23:00] Unidentified: Oh.
[0:23:01] Andrew: Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Forty-four. Whoa. Wow.
[0:23:08] Geoff: Forty-five. Whoa. Fuck. Gavin just pulled his dick out of his pants and showed it to you. Come on.
[0:23:17] Andrew: You got forty-six in there, Andrew, or what? No, I don't. I don't. Nose too big for me. All right, Nick. You want to jump in here? Nope. What? Okay. It's going once. Going twice. Sold to Gavin at forty-five. That's the old wallet.
[0:23:34] Eric: They also didn't strike when the iron was hot. But, like, there's no way that's not one of the biggest movies of the summer. No, that is a huge film.
[0:23:42] Andrew: It's a great use of money. It's going to be huge. Pixar sequel. Next movie. Okay.
[0:23:50] Eric: Now, Bike Riders is an Austin Butler vehicle. Also has Norman Reedus, Michael Shannon, and Tom Hardy. One. Uh, it is a motorcycle movie, and my understanding is that this movie came out in, like, limited release last year. Oh, really? Yeah, but it's released, I think, and then it's releasing wide.
[0:24:19] Gavin: How'd they come up with that name?
[0:24:20] Eric: Right. It's kind of lame for a motorcycle movie. It's incredibly lame.
[0:24:23] Geoff: Oh, it has nothing to do with motorcycles, actually. Is that... Okay.
[0:24:29] Eric: Okay, so what do you guys think, Bike Riders?
[0:24:32] Gavin: Why Fast and Furious was called the Car Drivers?
[0:24:35] Eric: That would be the two. I'd be watching Car Drivers 9, baby. You mean Drive, or Baby Driver? Oh.
[0:24:44] Andrew: Um, Bike Riders, I'll put two. I'll do three. Oh. Okay, well, that's going to be on me now. Nick at three. I'll do four. Bike Riders. Ooh, four. Perfect, Jeff, all right. Anyone at five? Jeff currently leaning with four. Austin Butler vehicle, Mr. Elvis.
[0:25:01] Eric: I was going to say, it's tough because I want to, but boy, I just don't think it's going to crush. I just don't think it's going to bring in enough money. I think it'll be acclaimed in some circles, but I just don't think it's going to bring in the money. Then Bike Riders going twice.
[0:25:16] Andrew: And belt it up. Bike Riders sold to Jeff. What was that, four? Yeah. Four for Jeff?
[0:25:21] Eric: Four for Jeff. Yep. But, like, not a bad one. You just deleted my one above you. It was three. What the hell, dude?
[0:25:28] Geoff: I sure did. Come on. And then four. While I appreciate it, I'm not trying to cheat here. Nope. I am. Janet Planet?
[0:25:40] Eric: I don't know it. Enthralled by her own imagination, 11-year-old Lacey spends the long summer at home with her mother and three strangers. Julian Nicholson, Julian Nicholson, Zoe Ziegler, Elias Koteas. That's the only guy that makes familiar. Elias Koteas, yeah. Oh. Koteas, yeah. That guy. Yeah, yeah, that guy. And that's sort of it rounding out the cast. I'd like to rescind my one.
[0:26:05] Geoff: You can't.
[0:26:07] Eric: One is on the board for Nick.
[0:26:08] Geoff: No! Elias Koteas is the guy who's almost Christopher Meloni.
[0:26:13] Andrew: Yes. Yes, he is. That's a great descriptor of him.
[0:26:15] Eric: I'll put two down on this. Oh, sweet. Thank you for saving me.
[0:26:19] Andrew: Eric putting two down on Janet Planet. I don't think anyone else wants it beyond that. Eric, I know. Not Nick. Yeah. Eric gets Janet Planet at two. Yeah, I'm fine with that. I got no problem with that. Next film, Blue Lock. One! Episode. Okay. What the fuck? So once again, another one of these anime movies that released internationally. This one did not nearly as good as the Dumpster Battle. I'm not going to put two in. I think, Nick, you might have this at one. Cool. You might have the only one purchase. Gavin? We good with that?
[0:26:54] Gavin: No, I'm good.
[0:26:55] Andrew: Okay. Gavin, Gavin, could I convince you otherwise? Nick has bought four films for a total of eight points. He really is at the Dollarama.
[0:27:06] Gavin: That's good value.
[0:27:07] Andrew: That's great value. He's got great value.
[0:27:09] Gavin: He's got 90 bucks left.
[0:27:11] Andrew: We have now moved on to... Kevin Costner's three-hour, two-part Wild West epic Horizon in American Saga, chapter one. Ten. Whoa! Eleven. Ten? Holy shit. Holy shit. I think Nick said 11. I did. Wow. I'll go 15. Oh, shit! 16. It looks like a stinker. Gavin. 16. They're crazy, right? I'll go 19.
[0:27:40] Gavin: I wouldn't have gone above four for this, I think.
[0:27:42] Geoff: I'll go 22.
[0:27:44] Andrew: Wow! They know something I don't. Jeff with the top hit at 22. Going once. Going twice. Sold to Jeff for 22 points.
[0:27:56] Geoff: Dude, Kevin Costner is so fucking hot right now with all that cowboy shit and Yellowstone and all that stuff. There's no way I'm not betting on Yellowstone. There's no way I'm not betting on fucking Fox. Now... That's all they show is Kevin Costner commercials. Yeah. It has a colon and a hyphen.
[0:28:13] Eric: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it is part one. It doesn't... Chapter one. The rest of the movie doesn't come out until, like, later this year. This is also Kevin Costner while going through a divorce, I believe. And the budget is $100 million. Very strange.
[0:28:30] Geoff: Will it be the postman? Maybe. But it might be Dances with Wolves. It might be. I'm ready to take the chance.
[0:28:37] Andrew: Okay.
[0:28:38] Geoff: Kevin Costner is hot right now.
[0:28:40] Andrew: Quiet Place Day 1. 10. They're still making Quiet Place movies. 10. Wow. Nick with 10. 10 points. Oh, man. There's a time. This is Quiet Place 2. If you add up... If you add up what Nick has spent...
[0:28:53] Eric: Doesn't even reach 10.
[0:28:56] Andrew: It's phenomenal. Yeah. I'm okay. And Quiet Place 2 or whatever. You know the movie.
[0:29:02] Eric: Going once for Nick at 10. Just striking when the iron is ice cold. Like, do people want this? Going twice at 10 for Nick.
[0:29:09] Gavin: The second one did well, I think. Yeah.
[0:29:11] Andrew: Sold to Nick at 10. Hell yeah. He finally has a real movie. Congratulations to Nick. Hey, hey, hey.
[0:29:16] Gavin: Fuck you.
[0:29:22] Andrew: Now. 10. Maybe the... 11. Despicable Before. 20.
[0:29:28] Unidentified: Oof. 21. 22. 22. 25. It's going to make a lot of money. Son of a bitch. 26. 28. Ah! 29. 30.
[0:29:42] Gavin: 31.
[0:29:46] Unidentified: 32. You know what's going to be... 33.
[0:29:50] Geoff: What do you guys finish this?
[0:29:51] Gavin: 34. 41.
[0:29:54] Geoff: Fucking hell. Whoa!
[0:29:56] Eric: Knocks him out if this is it. If you let him have it, Gavin is out. Consider what Gavin already has.
[0:30:07] Andrew: How many things are left here? Oh, shit. I'm going to say 42. 43. Wow. Oh, shit. Sorry, Gavin. 43. 43. 43. 43. 43. Wow. Why are you so decided? God damn it. 40. 45. Whoa. I want these minions. 46. Oh, my God.
[0:30:28] Gavin: Probably could have the lunchbox money, too.
[0:30:31] Geoff: 48.
[0:30:32] Gavin: This is crazy.
[0:30:35] Geoff: It's going to make $300 million. 49.
[0:30:38] Unidentified: 50. I think it would have been more than that. 51. 54. 58. Whoa!
[0:30:57] Andrew: 60. Fuck you!
[0:31:03] Eric: Interesting! Hold on. Let me look at the list.
[0:31:10] Andrew: 60 going one. 61. 62. 63.
[0:31:19] Gavin: Nick, you could take Adriel all the way up to AE, and he's still going to put in.
[0:31:22] Geoff: 64. 80. Nick just took Gavin's dick out and waved it around. All right.
[0:31:33] Eric: Andrew, this is your shot. Wow. 80. You going to get 81 this thing, or what?
[0:31:39] Gavin: This is amazing.
[0:31:42] Andrew: No, I think I'm good, Nick. You get it at 80. Nick is out of the game. Holy shit.
[0:31:49] Geoff: Nick is somehow out of the game and has the most movies.
[0:31:52] Eric: Nick's spending is insane. It is ridiculous. 3, 2, 2, 1, 10, 80. Phenomenal.
[0:32:02] Gavin: Absolutely amazing. I bet it's going to pay off tremendously.
[0:32:05] Eric: Oh, absolutely. Let me say, sort of not sure about this auction to begin with. Oh, my God. Love this format like you would not believe.
[0:32:15] Geoff: What else can we do this for? I am so excited, not only to find out who wins, but when we get to look over the data and figure out who had the worst bet on a movie, like who lost the most percentage-wise, and then what was like the most, like the $2 movie that made $800 million.
[0:32:33] Gavin: We should have a video where we sit around a conference table as if we're the studios and deal with our losses.
[0:32:41] Andrew: I love that. That's another good idea. Oh, my God. Okay, next up, Nick is out. Nick is out. Next movie is Maxine XXX on the Maxine. It's an A24 film. That's about all I know.
[0:32:55] Unidentified: Three. Four. Five. Seven. Whoa. Seven going on one. Seven going on twice. Eight. Whoa.
[0:33:12] Geoff: Oh, wow. Too rich for my blood. It's going to do well. Eight going on one.
[0:33:17] Andrew: Yep.
[0:33:18] Geoff: Eight going on twice. Sold Derek. It's like the third movie in a series. It's the third one. That Mia Goth movie thing. It's, yeah.
[0:33:26] Eric: I think those movies suck out loud, and people love them, so I know I'm wrong, and I got no problem winning some money on it, baby.
[0:33:37] Andrew: Guys, let's do it. I think you got a good one there. Fly Me to the Moon. This is a Channing Tatum, Scarlett Johansson film about the moon landing being fake, I believe. Whoa. Yes. Oh. Sort of fake, like them filming the moon landing in the event that it doesn't work or something, I think is the idea. I want to say this might be an Apple movie. I'll put one.
[0:33:56] Gavin: Apple love a good moon movie.
[0:33:59] Unidentified: Moo movie?
[0:34:00] Andrew: Andrew, did you say one? I said one. I'm putting one on Fly Me to the Moon.
[0:34:05] Unidentified: Two. I'll go two. Three. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh, Andrew with four. Intrigue. I'll go four. Four going once. Four going twice.
[0:34:16] Andrew: I got it at four. I have zero enthusiasm about that movie. Oh, yeah. Whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[0:35:23] Eric: Okay. Untitled New Line Horror. Anyone?
[0:35:26] Andrew: So, this is on the schedule. And I will say, when you search for it, it is rumored to be a David Chase, Terrence Winter Horror Film. One. But that's, it's a rumor. It's not a, like, you can't say. It's not, yeah, you are, it could easily move out. And if it moves out of the summer.
[0:35:46] Geoff: I understand that. I'm taking a, I'm taking a risk here with my one.
[0:35:49] Gavin: If one of these gets delayed beyond summer, do we get a refund?
[0:35:53] Andrew: Nope. You're just fucked. You just don't get that movie.
[0:35:56] Gavin: Yeah.
[0:35:56] Andrew: Oh, uh-oh. It's a one. I'll do one on this one. I think Eric's gonna get, or Jeff's gonna get it.
[0:36:02] Unidentified: Yeah.
[0:36:04] Andrew: Yeah, I just wouldn't put. I sold Jeff. I won. I just wouldn't put anything on it. Hey, it's a hell of a lottery ticket for one. Yeah.
[0:36:10] Eric: Like, if it comes out, you're in a great position. What do we, what do you, what were you saying you think it was?
[0:36:15] Andrew: It is supposed to be a David Chase, Terrence Winter Horror Film.
[0:36:20] Eric: Huh.
[0:36:20] Andrew: When I looked into it.
[0:36:21] Eric: I'm just gonna note it here so that way we remember, but.
[0:36:24] Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. Next film, which makes me sad, Twisters. Oh, boy. Is it a sequel or a trailer for this yet? No. No, I haven't.
[0:36:34] Eric: It is. Yeah. It's a sequel in a way. Okay. It just seems like it's another, it seems like it's the same movie. It is kind of. It's very bizarre. Huh.
[0:36:46] Andrew: I feel like the title implies that it is a continuation, but everybody is dead, sadly. That was in that first movie, so. Yeah.
[0:36:55] Gavin: Helen Hunt's not dead, is she?
[0:36:56] Andrew: Helen Hunt is not dead. No, but Phil Seymour Hoffman's dead. Bill Paxton. Bill Paxton's dead.
[0:37:03] Geoff: His son's in it, though. That cow died. The cow's dead. That cow, yeah.
[0:37:07] Andrew: The cow, yeah.
[0:37:08] Eric: I'll put two on it.
[0:37:11] Unidentified: I'll put. Nah, I don't know. I'm good. Four. Ooh. Jeff with four. Jeff with four going once.
[0:37:25] Andrew: It's got that nostalgia factor. It does. Jeff with four going twice. Five. Ooh. Nice. Six. Six. Oh.
[0:37:36] Eric: Seven. Okay. Ooh. This might make some money. Like, this really, this has everyone, like, this has the human capybara guy in it.
[0:37:46] Geoff: Yeah, and it's a sequel, and it's happening at a time when climate is a big issue, too.
[0:37:52] Eric: Let me look up the release date, because I bet it's July 4th weekend.
[0:37:55] Geoff: Oh, fuck me if it is.
[0:37:57] Eric: July 19th. It's close. July 19th.
[0:38:00] Geoff: Hmm.
[0:38:00] Unidentified: Hmm. Seven. Hold my seven. Seven going one. Seven going two. Eight. Ooh. Fuck you. Nine. Ooh, there you go.
[0:38:15] Andrew: Nine going one. Nine going twice. Ooh. What was that? Did he say a number? Did he say a number?
[0:38:26] Gavin: I just made a noise.
[0:38:28] Andrew: Oh, okay. Sold to me at nine. Got it. It went, ooh. I couldn't tell if, like, that was the back end of a ten. Oh, man. Next film, Deadpool and Wolverine. 41.
[0:38:44] Unidentified: 42. Oh, shit. 42 going once. This is going to save the MCU. And... 43. Yep. 45.
[0:38:57] Eric: 48. 50. 67. 68. There you go. All right, Andrew's out.
[0:39:06] Gavin: A great move, in my opinion.
[0:39:07] Eric: Yeah. I think so. I mean, it had to be.
[0:39:11] Andrew: It's getting to a situation where there are too many points left.
[0:39:14] Eric: You have to... I was waiting. I needed you guys to push him more on Twisters, but I knew he wasn't going to go higher. No. Exactly. Nine was my cutoff. I knew he wanted... No shit. Because we knew you wanted Deadpool and Wolverine. Because you had to stay one point higher than me in order to do it.
[0:39:31] Geoff: Exactly. Most obvious thing ever. Clearly. What is Dee Dee?
[0:39:37] Eric: Dee Dee is a movie that takes place in 2008. I watched a trailer for it this morning. About a boy, an Asian-American boy, who isn't really sure who he is as a teenager in like 2008. So he starts... It's like... What was that movie? Mid-90s? It kind of looks like that. But like in 2008. One.
[0:39:55] Unidentified: Two. Two going once. Two going twice. Sold to Eric with two. Yep. Fine with that. I'm going to get some...
[0:40:09] Gavin: I'm going to get stuck with some dregs here.
[0:40:10] Andrew: So next up, we got Fabulous 4. There wasn't a box office mojo page for it. It is a Bette Midler film.
[0:40:19] Eric: The Fabulous 4 is an upcoming American comedy film directed by Jocelyn Morehouse and written by Anne-Marie Allison. It stars Susan Sarandon, Bette Midler, Megan Mullally, and Cheryl Lee Ralph.
[0:40:33] Unidentified: Huh. Two. Jeff leading with two. Anyone else want to get in on it? Uh...
[0:40:43] Andrew: Boy. No. Two going once.
[0:40:46] Geoff: I'll take it twice. It could be the next First Wife Club. Could be the next Banger Sisters. Yep.
[0:40:52] Gavin: I feel like you could have got that for one.
[0:40:54] Geoff: Why did you add a one there and then a two? To fuck you? Is it working? What? What? I didn't already have a one. I didn't have a one for... Did I? Oh, that's my New Line horror movie. Sorry. Sorry.
[0:41:05] Andrew: Oh, why are you doing that?
[0:41:06] Geoff: Jesus Christ. Why are you going to, you know, keep in the test. So, Harold and the Purple Crayon.
[0:41:12] Andrew: One! Eric with one. One! No one else that did this Purple Crayon?
[0:41:22] Geoff: I don't know what the fuck it is. Can we see the picture?
[0:41:24] Andrew: Are you serious? Can we see the picture of it? It's a famous kid's book that is being turned into a movie.
[0:41:29] Geoff: Never. I never read it to my kid. I don't know.
[0:41:33] Unidentified: Harold and the... Two.
[0:41:39] Andrew: I don't know for it.
[0:41:40] Eric: Jeff with two.
[0:41:40] Unidentified: No, I don't know.
[0:41:44] Eric: All right. Hang on. Andrew, don't start moving on it yet. I have to think this through. Are enough people going to go, why the fuck did they make this to be worth three points?
[0:42:02] Unidentified: It is. It's so bizarre. Why did they do this?
[0:42:11] Eric: Stars Zachary Levi.
[0:42:14] Unidentified: Yeah. Oh, yes it does. Alfred Molina. Zoya Deschanel. Yeah. John Clement. It is three. I think it's so bizarre. I have to go three. Three going twice. Man, I got sick cool movies. To Eric. That's right. With three. Next film, another movie that we pitched something for that will not happen, Borderlands, the movie. Like from the game? Yes. Yeah.
[0:42:55] Andrew: Yes. Directed by Eli Roth. Starring Kevin Hart. Jamie Lee Curtis.
[0:43:01] Gavin: Mm-hmm.
[0:43:02] Andrew: Kate Blanchett.
[0:43:04] Eric: Kate Blanchett. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[0:43:05] Gavin: It's her birthday today.
[0:43:07] Eric: Jeff, you're going four?
[0:43:08] Geoff: Yeah, I'll go four. Bobby Lee's in it too, I think.
[0:43:10] Unidentified: I'll do five. Yep. Eric with five. Six. Jeff with six. Eight. Eric with eight. I'll go ten.
[0:43:22] Andrew: Ooh. You had 11 in you, Eric? Let me look at the rest of this list. I was going to say, you guys are going to have to start spending money on something. You do not take your points with you.
[0:43:32] Gavin: Can I just add it to my box office total? What?
[0:43:36] Eric: What? You want to add 41 to your box? Yeah. It'll be like $33 million and $41. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I think if you have any points left over, you can add them to your box office total. Sure. I'm going to... Jeff, you're at 10?
[0:43:55] Unidentified: Yeah. I'll do 11. Eric with 11. Is that enough? 11 going once. 11 going twice. Sold to Eric at 11.
[0:44:11] Eric: I don't feel good about that, but I feel good enough about it.
[0:44:15] Gavin: You know what I mean? You have seven movies.
[0:44:17] Eric: Yeah.
[0:44:18] Geoff: Racking it up. What is It Ends With Us? It Ends With Us. I feel like I've read that. Is it a book?
[0:44:26] Andrew: What is It Ends With Us?
[0:44:26] Eric: It does sound familiar. It Ends With Us is a book, and it is also a movie starring Blake Lively, Justin Baldonni, Brandon Skolnar, Jenny Slate. Interesting.
[0:44:42] Gavin: Oh, Jeff loves Jenny Slate.
[0:44:43] Eric: Yeah, Jenny Slate's great.
[0:44:46] Geoff: You have one dream about a lady.
[0:44:49] Eric: Complications arise when a woman's high school love interest comes back into her life.
[0:44:58] Unidentified: Blake Lively. Jeff with one. One going one. Two. Three. Kevin, you've got to get in here, man. Nah. Three going twice.
[0:45:15] Andrew: Sold to Jeff.
[0:45:16] Eric: At three. I'll take it. Now, here's the thing. That might be a good one for...
[0:45:21] Andrew: Could be huge. Yeah.
[0:45:22] Eric: I mean, I don't think it's going to be gigantic, but I do think that... No, but like... Based on book-type situation...
[0:45:28] Geoff: It's probably a $150 million movie.
[0:45:30] Unidentified: Hopefully.
[0:45:33] Geoff: That's like a summer reader.
[0:45:34] Unidentified: Cuckoo.
[0:45:35] Eric: I believe it's another horror film. 17-year-old Gretchen reluctantly leaves America to live with her father at a resort in the German Alps. Plagued by strange noises and bloody visions, she soon discovers a shocking secret that concerns her own family.
[0:45:52] Unidentified: Oh, my God. How about the way Andrew said it? Anyone want to bid? One. Jeff with one. I think I might let him have it.
[0:46:04] Andrew: Jeff with one going once.
[0:46:06] Gavin: Two.
[0:46:08] Andrew: Wow. Gavin with two going once. Twice.
[0:46:14] Gavin: I just want some bargains, you know. Three.
[0:46:16] Andrew: I hear that. Oh, my God.
[0:46:17] Eric: It's not a bargain anymore.
[0:46:18] Andrew: Jesse can get in with three.
[0:46:19] Eric: I think four is still a bargain for Cuckoo. Yeah, I would...
[0:46:23] Unidentified: Oh, Cuckoo is under-sist. Oh, twice. Cucko.
[0:46:33] Geoff: Sold.
[0:46:34] Eric: Yeah!
[0:46:35] Geoff: I think that's going to be like a... Might be like a Midsommar type thing.
[0:46:40] Eric: Yeah, I doubt it, but yeah, maybe. Never know. Yep. Will or won't.
[0:46:46] Andrew: Yep. Next film, The Fire Inside doesn't have a box office mojo page or else we'd have one. I don't really know what this is. To be completely honest, let me pull it up.
[0:46:55] Eric: The story of Clarissa... Clarissa? No, Clarissa. The story of Clarissa T-Rex Shields, a boxer from Flint, Michigan, who's trained to become the first woman in her country's history to win an Olympic gold medal in the sport. I saw a trailer for this movie
[0:47:13] Geoff: and it looked good. I will bet one for it. I already said one.
[0:47:17] Unidentified: Oh, two. Trevor, the two. One once. Where am I at? One twice. That could be Jeff. Sold to Jeff. At two. Yeehaw. I think I played this wrong.
[0:47:32] Andrew: Oh. I play this super wrong. I can bet. Trap. M. Night Shyamalan movie. It is an M. Night Shyamalan movie. One. Josh Hartnett. One.
[0:47:46] Unidentified: That was one. I'll say three. Oh, Eric with three. Three going one. That's a good deal. Three going twice. Sold to Eric at three.
[0:47:58] Eric: I think that's a hell of a bomb. That is going to be a sleeper hit. I think it's going to have momentum. The trailer looked, I thought, really good. I was very impressed. And I don't like his movies almost at all. I thought this trailer looked really interesting.
[0:48:15] Geoff: Did you see that movie The Visit he did?
[0:48:18] Eric: No.
[0:48:18] Geoff: That is a fucking awesome movie.
[0:48:21] Eric: See, that's what I'm saying. Like, when he has no budget. I have this theory about this guy where he has no budget and he makes movies scrappy with people that don't know how to make movies. Like, where they're, like, learning. He fucking knocks it out of the park. But he keeps getting in this cycle where he does that and then he gets too big and makes too much money. He flies too close to the sun. He makes dog shit. And then he has to start all over from square one.
[0:48:43] Geoff: You give him too much money and he doesn't know what to do with it.
[0:48:45] Eric: Yep, yep. And so he makes banger movies. And I think this, this is going to be his sweet spot. I feel good about this one. All right. Alien Romulus. One. Unbelievably, they are making another alien movie.
[0:48:59] Gavin: Is this Ridley Scott or someone else? No. No. He's just walked away from his new trilogy, has he?
[0:49:05] Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, I believe so. It's a new entry in the Alien franchise that still doesn't explain. I feel like the movie, the space jockey thing that they've tried to explain for like the last six movies. This is the seventh installment. This is like young adult aliens.
[0:49:20] Eric: Yeah. Seventh installment.
[0:49:22] Unidentified: Gavin said one. I'll say two. Two going one. Three. Three going one.
[0:49:33] Andrew: Four. Four going one. Five going one. Oh shit. Now we're going. Oh, this is happening. Six going one. Popping on. Six going twice. Seven going one. Eight going once. Eleven. Eleven going once.
[0:49:51] Eric: Um, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Let me look at this list.
[0:49:57] Unidentified: Eleven going twice. Ooh. Twelve. Twelve going one. Yeah. Two. Thirteen.
[0:50:07] Andrew: You know what? You know what? All yours. Sold to Gavin. Unless, Jeff, do you want to step in? No, I'm getting it. Sold to Gavin.
[0:50:18] Eric: At 13. It's tough because I want to say it will make money. I don't have confidence that it will make money. Yeah. I hope it's good.
[0:50:27] Gavin: Yeah. I mean, Alien at the front carries some weight. It probably carries. It does. A hundred million dollars worth of weight.
[0:50:33] Eric: I think that Alien at the front carries about seven points worth of weight. But when you get up to about 13, I don't know that it carries 13 points. But we are pretty far down the list, so we'll see. We are. We're almost done. Yep.
[0:50:43] Andrew: Horizon and American Saga Chapter Two. The continuation of Kevin Costner's film. It's also coming out in the summer. It is. Yeah.
[0:50:52] Eric: Yeah. I think it comes out in like August. It is.
[0:50:54] Andrew: It is mid-August release.
[0:50:56] Eric: Yeah.
[0:50:57] Andrew: Is Jeff going to get it?
[0:50:59] Unidentified: I'll bid one on it. Two. Three. Three going one. Four. Five.
[0:51:28] Andrew: I've spent so much on the first one.
[0:51:30] Geoff: Did you pay 22 points on the first one? I've already invested my money in that movie.
[0:51:33] Eric: Well, I was going to say, here's the thing. Part one might make some money. I will say, no fucking shot part two makes anything.
[0:51:42] Gavin: What if part two is like the two towers?
[0:51:44] Eric: Yeah. Yeah.
[0:51:44] Andrew: It could be huge. What? Oh. Oh.
[0:51:47] Unidentified: The movie.
[0:51:48] Eric: Oh, not 9-11. Boy, I was old. Oh, man. What are you talking about, bud? You went to a different place. You went to a dark spot, Eric. Jesus Christ. God damn. I didn't understand.
[0:51:58] Gavin: That's my cheapest purchase.
[0:52:00] Geoff: You know, what is Ryan's World the movie? I don't know.
[0:52:05] Andrew: Ryan is a YouTube kid, I think, that does toy stuff. Oh, yeah. And this is his movie. One. Two.
[0:52:13] Gavin: Jeff Ryan toys review guy?
[0:52:16] Andrew: Yeah. Ryan's toy review guy has a movie called Ryan's World the movie.
[0:52:20] Gavin: Jeff, we met him. Did we? Well, we didn't meet Ryan, but we met his. The guy that runs the channel.
[0:52:27] Unidentified: Oh, did we? When did we do that?
[0:52:30] Gavin: Did we really?
[0:52:31] Geoff: Yeah, in New York. Oh, okay. Did we like him?
[0:52:36] Gavin: I mean, I liked him. He's very... Why are we... Well, we have two. You brought this up. I don't know. I don't want to derail the middle of the auction. No, it's fine. Two. Jeff with two. Three.
[0:52:48] Andrew: Four. Gavin with three. Four. Wow.
[0:52:50] Geoff: Five. Apparently, I'm close friends with the guy who made it. Five.
[0:52:54] Andrew: Six. Jeff believes in this more than he believes in Horizon and American Sega Chapter 2. Jeff was six.
[0:53:05] Unidentified: Jeff was six to go once. Twice. Sold.
[0:53:10] Andrew: I cannot believe that Ryan's World the movie went for six points.
[0:53:15] Geoff: Did he get should have gone higher or lower?
[0:53:17] Andrew: Much lower.
[0:53:18] Geoff: That was the number one YouTube channel in the world for like five years.
[0:53:24] Andrew: It's going to make money. Yeah. But once again, when the iron was hot, how did Rooster Teeth do?
[0:53:30] Geoff: Rooster Teeth was never the number one anything in the world ever.
[0:53:36] Andrew: Next film is Blink Twice. This is a Channing Tatum horror film.
[0:53:41] Eric: When tech billionaire Slater King meets Frida, he invites her to join him and his friends for a dream vacation on his private island. However, as strange things start to happen, she'll have to uncover the truth if she wants to make it out alive. Director, Zoe Kravitz. Whoa. Oh, yeah.
[0:54:03] Gavin: My favorite thing in the world to do is to, whenever there's a capital L and an I together, pronounce it as a U. So I'm going to put one on Bunk Twice.
[0:54:11] Eric: Bunk Twice.
[0:54:13] Gavin: I'll bid two on Bunk Twice.
[0:54:16] Eric: Three.
[0:54:18] Unidentified: Four. Love is Bund. Jeff with four. Jeff with four going once. Jeff with four going twice.
[0:54:30] Geoff: Sold to Jeff. Yeah. Island movies are hot right now.
[0:54:35] Eric: What are you talking about?
[0:54:38] Geoff: Triangle of Sadness. Island movie. That movie where they all go and they eat at the restaurant and then they get stuck there. Restaurant movie. The other one, Onion. The Glass Onion. Island movie. Island, island, island. Every year there's a hot island movie right now.
[0:54:54] Eric: Could have gone with rich people being killed off as the common denominator there, but went with on an island.
[0:55:02] Gavin: Yeah, all the people were on an island. Uh-huh. It pens them in, doesn't it?
[0:55:07] Eric: Yeah.
[0:55:07] Gavin: It does. Nature's pen.
[0:55:10] Eric: Just as we're getting to the bottom, points wise, I have 48. Gavin has 40. Jeff has 22.
[0:55:16] Geoff: No. Gavin has 22.
[0:55:17] Andrew: Nick and I have been out of this draft for what feels like a day. Yeah. Next film. Speaking about film striking when the iron is hot. The Crow.
[0:55:27] Eric: The Crow.
[0:55:28] Gavin: One.
[0:55:30] Andrew: Three. Gavin with one.
[0:55:32] Gavin: Is it just a remake or a sequel or what?
[0:55:34] Andrew: I think it's a remake with Bill Skarsgård? Yeah.
[0:55:38] Gavin: I bet the armor is going to be extra careful on that.
[0:55:41] Geoff: You would hope. Yeah. One would assume. So, sorry. Who is top in with three? Me. Three.
[0:55:48] Eric: Three. Eric with three.
[0:55:49] Andrew: Four. Five. Gavin with four. Five.
[0:55:54] Gavin: Six?
[0:55:55] Andrew: Seven. We got a Ryan's World, the movie on our hands. Oh, even better than Ryan's World. Eric with seven.
[0:56:02] Unidentified: Eight.
[0:56:02] Andrew: Seven going one. Nine. Eight. Nine. Nine going one.
[0:56:06] Gavin: It's not worth this, but I don't know what else to spend on.
[0:56:09] Andrew: That's the problem when you wait.
[0:56:11] Unidentified: Ten. Eleven. Ten going one. Eleven. Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. Fifteen. Twenty-two. Twenty-three.
[0:56:22] Andrew: All right. Gavin is now out. Eric with 23 going once. Going twice. Sold to Eric for 23 points.
[0:56:31] Gavin: Of this whole list, Eric spent the most on the crow.
[0:56:35] Eric: Yeah. I think that, I think, I don't think it's going to kill. I think there will be an audience for the crow. As weird as that sounds, the amount of time between the last one and this one, the weird goth resurgence thing, and like, to me, everything, it's primed to do well. I think, I think that this movie has enough time between the last, all this stuff. It has the clown guy from it. It's going to be a weird Tumblr movie that does well. That's how it feels to me. I think you might be right.
[0:57:07] Geoff: Like, the, the, the Gen Z is, is intrigued enough in the 90s already. I think that just, this might scratch an itch.
[0:57:16] Eric: I think that it will, the budget was only 50 million. I think it's going to crush in the box office just because, oh wow, this was pretty good. And that's all it needs to be.
[0:57:25] Geoff: It already has name recognition, but people don't know why. You know, they just know the name. Yeah.
[0:57:30] Andrew: Yep. Well, the next film does not have name recognition. It is another biblical movie, I believe. The Forge. One. One going once.
[0:57:45] Eric: One going twice. Hang on, hang on before you get there. Jeff, after graduating from high school without any plans for the future, Isaiah receives a push to start making better life decisions. Does that do anything for you?
[0:58:03] Geoff: No.
[0:58:05] Andrew: Sold to Gavin at one. Bargain. Now you've, you're left with 21. Great number. Going into Slingshot. Slingshot. One. Does not have a box office mojo page. Slingshot.
[0:58:19] Eric: Slingshot. 2024. An astronaut struggles to maintain his grip on reality aboard a possibly fatal, a possibly fatally compromised mission to Saturn's moon, Titan. Lawrence Fishburne. Casey Affleck. David Morrissey. Wow.
[0:58:40] Geoff: Oh. Interesting. Uh, one. I already said one.
[0:58:43] Andrew: I think Gavin said one.
[0:58:44] Geoff: Two. Three.
[0:58:46] Andrew: Three. Gavin does like space shit. Three going one.
[0:58:50] Gavin: Lawrence Fishburne in space is usually pretty gnarly, isn't it? Yeah, he does pretty well.
[0:58:54] Andrew: Three going twice.
[0:58:56] Unidentified: Who's on three? You. Hey. Sold to you. At three. Here. Once again, no box office mojo page for City of Dreams.
[0:59:13] Andrew: One. Gavin with one, just blindly throwing one at it.
[0:59:17] Eric: Why not? Hang on. City of Dreams. Inspired by a true story. City of Dreams chronicles the journey of a Mexican boy whose dreams of becoming a soccer star are shattered when he's smuggled across the border and sold to a sweatshop in downtown Los Angeles.
[0:59:38] Unidentified: Sam Levine. Sam Levine. Sam Levine? Yep. I'll go two. We had him on a. Yes. Yeah.
[0:59:47] Andrew: I'll say two. Eric with two going one.
[0:59:49] Geoff: Sam Levine. That's the guy behind Ryan Toy Reviews, right?
[0:59:55] Andrew: Yeah, he's a channel man. Three going one for Gavin. Going twice. You got it, buddy. Sold to Gavin. Gavin on a run. I'm getting the drugs, boys. Put a lot of faith in Steve Carell.
[1:00:14] Unidentified: Next film is Reagan.
[1:00:17] Andrew: Get that fucking picture. Five. Filming about Reagan. Eric with five going once.
[1:00:26] Unidentified: Six. Six going one. Eight. Eight going once. Fifteen. Nine. What?
[1:00:40] Andrew: Fifteen. Okay. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Gavin doesn't want to take any dollars. I don't want to change. I don't want to change. Gavin, 15 going once.
[1:00:51] Gavin: I should have said 14.
[1:00:53] Andrew: Twice. Sixteen. Oh, Eric's looking in with a 16.
[1:00:59] Unidentified: Wow.
[1:00:59] Andrew: Jeff, do you want to counter or are you happy to give it to Derek? I do not. I do not want to counter. Eric gets it with 16 points.
[1:01:09] Gavin: If you knew at the beginning of this list that you'd be chucking 16 on Reagan.
[1:01:14] Geoff: And Reagan.
[1:01:15] Eric: What is they listen? They listen. Oh, hang on. This is a different one. Hang on. What the fuck? What is they listen 2024? Hang on. There we go. They listen.
[1:01:28] Andrew: How is that?
[1:01:29] Eric: When you search for it. Plot under wraps. 20. They listen is an upcoming Blumhouse horror movie written and directed by Chris Weitz. Jeff with 20.
[1:01:43] Geoff: I'll bid 20. Jeff's buying up the last two.
[1:01:45] Andrew: Nobody can bid beyond that. Jeff didn't even need to bid that high, but Jeff is getting up to 20.
[1:01:49] Gavin: Doesn't matter.
[1:01:51] Andrew: Yep.
[1:01:52] Gavin: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. What's that about? What if Eric and I combine our chips?
[1:01:58] Eric: Oh, and we take. We can do it. We can beat him out.
[1:02:02] Andrew: That is not allowed.
[1:02:04] Geoff: What? Why? I'm going to bid. 15. I'm going to bid 16 on Beetlejuice.
[1:02:09] Eric: What happened over here? There you go. Thank you.
[1:02:12] Geoff: Okay.
[1:02:12] Eric: You're bidding what? Jeff gets it.
[1:02:14] Geoff: I'm going to bid 16 on Beetlejuice.
[1:02:16] Andrew: What the fuck? You guys don't have enough points to counter Jeff at 16. That's bullshit. Bringing down to four points left.
[1:02:21] Eric: Well, don't worry. I get to add $9 to my total amount. Wow. Congratulations. Reagan? I think Reagan's. Guys, politics are hot right now. Reagan's going to fucking kill. It is an election year.
[1:02:34] Andrew: You have a great point.
[1:02:35] Geoff: It is going to be so interesting to see who wins this.
[1:02:39] Andrew: I can't wait to see the results. I will say I have done like 10 plus of these. I don't think I've ever ended one with people having points. So the fact that three of you are wrapping this up with points is insane.
[1:02:52] Gavin: The fact that Jeff held so many points right until the end, but also has so many movies. That's crazy.
[1:02:57] Eric: I was trying to be conservative sort of like near the end because I wanted Beetlejuice. And then I just, it was like, it got to the point where it's like, here's Reagan. And it's like, Jeff is already going to have more than me. So I have to spend it on something.
[1:03:09] Gavin: The order of the movies makes such a difference. It's crazy.
[1:03:12] Eric: Big time. And I mean, I think outside of randomizing, doing in release order, I think is such a good move for this.
[1:03:20] Geoff: Now, did anybody not get a movie they really secretly wanted or they were really into?
[1:03:25] Eric: I wanted Deadpool and Wolverine. Yeah.
[1:03:28] Gavin: I wanted Inside Out 2 and Despicable Me 4.
[1:03:30] Eric: Yeah.
[1:03:31] Geoff: Yeah. But I spent too much. I wanted Borderlands pretty badly. Really? I wanted to save enough for Beetlejuice because I knew you guys would blow money. Yeah. I'd be able to get it.
[1:03:42] Andrew: I really wanted the M. Night movie, but I figured it would go for higher than it did because of how many points were still on the board.
[1:03:48] Eric: What a fucking steal. I think that's going to crush for me. I think that's going to do so well for me.
[1:03:54] Geoff: I think Inside Out 2 is going to underperform.
[1:03:57] Eric: I could see that.
[1:03:58] Gavin: So Despicable Me 4 will make more money. I think Nick will win with that movie alone.
[1:04:04] Eric: Yes. Really? I do. I do agree with that. I do think that combining so many of these other ones or whatever is really cool and will get really close. I don't think it's going to touch. I just don't think anything's going to touch that. It's going to run away with this shit this year. It's going to be wild.
[1:04:22] Andrew: So I think what's sort of funny to look at, and I had a panic when I was looking at it, people who own back-to-back films, it is very possible you're competing with yourself. Like, I don't know that A Quiet Place Day 1 doesn't release the same day as Despicable Me 4. Even though there are different audiences, but Nick is against himself that weekend. I thought I was potentially against myself with Twisters and Deadpool, but it's a weak difference between those two.
[1:04:46] Gavin: Oh, shit. I'm against myself with Forge and Slingshot.
[1:04:49] Andrew: Yeah, Gavin, you are guaranteed. Yeah. It's a Slingshot. You're going to wake up and say, fuck, the Forge is taking all my City of Dreams money. This is bullshit.
[1:05:00] Eric: Yep. So that's the way it goes, baby.
[1:05:01] Andrew: This is a lot of fun, guys. I'm excited. I will post updates throughout the summer, and I'm sure we'll talk about it on the show and stuff.
[1:05:06] Eric: Put it on the, uh, we should make a, honestly, we should make it, like, put it on the Patreon, let people know, whatever. Track it on the Discord. Have people keep track of it on our Discord, and, like, I think that's going to be just a shit-talking storm in there. I'm really excited. And let us know in the comments who you guys think is going to win, based on these results and everything.
[1:05:25] Andrew: Maybe we'll put a poll or something in, like, the Patreon post for, like, who people will win.
[1:05:29] Geoff: It's fucking, like, it's crazy how much of a shit I now give about this.
[1:05:34] Andrew: Yeah.
[1:05:35] Geoff: It's a lot of fun. Like, I want to build a time machine just so I can skip this summer just to find out how it is.
[1:05:40] Andrew: This is awesome. Thank you so much for listening. I hope you enjoyed it. I'm excited to see who wins this. Good luck, guys. Don't forget, there's something on the line. Whoever wins gets to make a movie.
[1:05:54] Gavin: Next time we do this, can we all sit on chairs with a little stick with a number on it?
[1:05:58] Eric: Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, I think we should. Sounds like a plan. Can I ask you guys right before we wrap up, if you had to pick a movie right now that we were going to watch, do you know what it would be?
[1:06:11] Andrew: I've been in an Ongback. Like, I've wanted to revisit that for a while.
[1:06:15] Geoff: Interesting. Can it be any movie in the world or does it have to be for the series? Yeah, any movie in the world. Anything. Oh, jeez. I'd make us watch Super Fuzz. Oh, yeah.
[1:06:23] Andrew: I've never heard of it. Excited. Well, we'll see. We'll find out. We'll see as the summer unfolds. Thank you so much for watching. Check out our Patreon if you haven't already. We appreciate your support so much. Have a great day. Bye. Bye.
[1:06:40] Gavin: Fifteen bucks left.
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